Winter Weekend

This week and last week was "Winter Weekend" at my school. Last week we had "Era Day", "Twin/Clash Day", "Pajama Day", "Class Color Day", and "Formal Day" (in a previous post I explained how I missed Twin Day). Then on Saturday-Wednesday I practiced for the Talent Show (which is really a competition between the high school and jr. high grades where each grade does like some skits). On Thursday we had the Talent Show, we tied for 3rd. Friday we had an open skate, volleyball tournament, and snow sculptures. Saturday, we had class games and a "formal dance" which was from 7pm to 11pm. I just sat/stood there for 5 hours (I don't like to dance). The DJ only played like, 6 good songs the whole time! So, there's my Winter Weekend for you!(No hamsters included)

New Awesome Book!

I got this book the other day, Chuck Norris VS Mr. T. It is awesome, and the sequel to a book I got perviously last year, The Truth About Chuck Norris. Both are by Ian Spector, the creator of the original Chuck Norris Facts website. What I really enjoy about CNVSMT is that it features 200 facts for both, and they are orgainsied in a manner so that YOU the reader can decide with of them is better. I still think Chuck is the winner, but Mr. T is pretty awesome aswell.

Pencil Sharpeners? World Domination?

Hi. I am aware it has been awhile since I have last posted but I would like to tell you why. Ok, well about two weeks or more ago I was in Lake Placid, N.Y. all weekend, then I came back and like a week later got sick on a Wedsnday and missed Twin Day at school so I missed out dressing like Fonzy. Then I have been busy with homework and such. So, I am back now and an urgent message has come to mind: What. If. Pencil. Sharpeners. Have been planning. World. Domination? I mean who would know? WE can communicate with them. They just sit there.....and eat pencils.......and sit there............................ ..... .. . ...... .. . ... .. .. .............. . . . . ....and eat pencils. Well I found a way to stop them. PENS. (2=2=4)(DING DONG!!). PENCIL sharpeners can't sharpen pens. So everyone writes with pens.............sharpeners starve?.........we win. (...)

Invisible Dino

For a writing contest, The Marley and Me Writing Contest, I had to write a story up to 300 words, from the point of view of an animal. So, here you may view the stroy, brought to you by RFK International. Look At his name in the title(It literally says I am a dino)


I. A. Mad-ino, Invisible Dinosaur and Part Time Professional Pin The Tail On The Donkey Player
By rfk

Hi, I’m Isaac Albert Mad-ino, and I am an invisible dinosaur and part time professional pin the tail on the donkey player. But, I usually go by the name of I. A. Mad-ino, just because it is much shorter. So, let us get to the story, because I am getting tired of breaking the fourth wall.
Beep, beep, beep! The annoying noises faded away as I hit my alarm clock, accidently smashing it to pieces. "It was a waste of money anyway." I figured. I got up and walked to the bathroom. I brushed my razor sharp teeth, and combed my hair. I went to my closet and picked out my business suit: white shirt, black pants, a black necktie, and a leather belt. "That should do it" I said, as I opened the front door of my apartment and stepped out.
My car was a beat up sedan with rusted blue paint. "I can’t believe I spent forty two thousand dollars on this thing!" I said, recalling how I had purchased it from a man on the sidewalk who had a big, fluffy Afro. When I arrived at the ping pong factory I work at, I knew my life would change.
A big man, wearing an ‘80s like outfit, was holding a sign saying that the factory had been shutdown, and that all employees were fired. So, being an invisible dinosaur, I had myself some breakfast. I went home that evening, after playing a game of pin the tail on the donkey. I tried to cheer myself up with a video gaming session and some meatloaf eating contests, but I was still bummed out because I lost my car keys in a drain. And now, you know what a day in the life of an invisible dinosaur is like!

Homemade Ninja Throwing Stars

I was bored yesterday so I made some shurikens, aka ninja stars, out of blank CDs. I don't have a picture here yet, because I don't know how to transfer pictures from my camera. I currently have two stars, both custumized with my own symbol which spells my initials. When thrown they can go through and puncture paper (I used the kind of paper used for newspapers). I can pierce some cardboard, or sometimes they just bounce off. To make these suckers, all you have to do is take a permenant marker and draw your star design, cut it out, and optionally sharpen it. It takes less than five minutes to make one star.

I just had this random idea...

I just had this random idea, of two aliens playing a game of ping pong. So I sketched it:

Anyhow, I have this evolution project about what peoples will look like in 100,000 years. It is part science grade part art grade. My friend made a clay sculpture of what appears to be an Elite from the Halo series, with no clothes. So I raised my arms in the air, wagged them around and said: "Whys he naked?" a bunch of times. He thinks it was the most random est thing ever.

Fire Breathing Space Vampire With An Ak-47 Riding A pterodactyl

It is pretty awesome isn't it? I created in my sleep and then on the computer. Also, here is a picture of a Robot Ninja Pirate Zombie Dinosaur I drew (You can thank me later):