Top Ten Wacky Inventions of All Time

Don't we all love top ten lists? Here are the top ten most wack inventions-of all time, found by me:

10. The Vertebrae Bathroom Unit-More like a Swiss Army Knife than a bathroom.

9.Xythos revolver-The world's smallest gun!

8.Waterproof Towel-Get all the fun of a towel, yet your still wet in the end!

7.Automatic Ninja Dispenser-If you have any troubles, just insert 25 cents into the machine and you will have your very own ninja!

6.Exploding football-Just throw a touchdown pass to the other team's quaterback and you will have a much better chance at winning!

5.Pencil Sharpener-Awesome.

4.Assasinate Me Elmo-Comes with Abraham Licoln, Martin Luther King Jr., and John Lennon outifts.

3.Camera That Doesn't Work-Who doesn't like cameras that aren't cameras?

2.Paper-I like the taste.....

1.Cheese-Surely the only awesome thing to ever be produced from cows besides ice cream.