Hey. You know what you smell like? No, not Tag Body Spray. Cheese. Yeah, that's right. Cheese. What kind of cheese? Hm, I don't know. Maybe Swiss, or Cheddar, or even Parmesan. But that isn't really the point. The point is that you smell like cheese. You may not know it but.....you probaly smell like cheese right now as I speak. And there is nothing you can do about it. Well, you could water your fax machine or it will grown Parmesan cheese. But other than that, your're like a man stuck in a cage between a mob of zombies and a pack of ravenous gym socks.
I believe I smell like Gorgonzola, or so my dog tells me.
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